harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

krook:

if you don’t want a girl to ride your face then you need to reevaluate your life

orphanblack:

Highlights from Retta’s* Orphan Black live tweet binge.

*Follow her @unfoRETTAble. You will not RETTAgret it.

karstaags-kooky-kastle:

No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”

That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.

Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

iguessyoucanjustcallmev:

@Ashlyn_Harris: Early Birthday dinner with this amazing woman who inspires me everyday. #HappyBirthday #Dirty30… http://t.co/3ryNvoL6Sy

fromcoast2coast-:

I want this tattooed on my face

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around